The American Astronaut
(USA, 2001, 90 minutes)
Written and directed by Cory McAbee
Music: The Billy Nayer Show
Cast: Cory McAbee, Rocco Sisto, Gregory Russell Cook, Annie Golden,
James Ransone
Movie Review
Pity the poor filmmaker who aspires to usurp "The Rocky Horror
Picture Show" from its 25 year reign as King (Queen?) of the
midnight musical. Many independents have tried, most have failed: a
moment of silence, if you're so inclined, for the official RHPS followup
"Shock Treatment"? How about last year's "Psycho
Beach Party"? Remember "Six String Samurai"?
"Cannibal: The Musical" (actually, I like this one)?
Whatever each film's individual merits (they're cult films, after all,
so they probably all have a loyal Internet worship shrine, somewhere)
only "Little Shop Of Horrors" has come close to nearing
"RHPS"s longevity, and that one, surprisingly, was produced
within the studio system, compromised ending and all.
The creators of "The American Astronaut" might resent
the "Rocky Horror" comparison, but let's face it: if you're
making a movie about a singing space cowboy who trades a cloned female
to workers on Jupiter for a princely young stud to be transported to
the all-female planet of Venus, you're not trying to compete with Kieslowski's
"The Decalogue".
Maybe it was because I didn't see it with its intended Midnight
Madness audience, maybe it was the mid afternoon screening time,
maybe it was because I was still shaken by Tuesday's tragedy in the
U.S., but for me, "The American Astronaut" just sat
there on the screen, creaking along from one arch moment to the next,
enlivened by the odd cheap special effect and/or cheeky song. As anyone
who's wasted too much money on Troma pick-ups knows, it's not
enough to have a funny title or wacky concept -- you still have to make
a movie, and that means interesting visuals, a reasonable pace, a payoff
to the story, and in the case of a musical comedy, some memorable tunes
and good-honest laughs for cryin' out loud. A character name like "The
Boy Who Actually Saw A Woman's Breast " elicits a chuckle the first
time you hear it, but the fifth? Or what's the point in having a ditty
called "The Girl With The Vagina Made Of Glass" if cowboy
Sam Curtis merely walks across the yard, lip-synching a few glib lyrics
while the extras just sit there? "The American Astronaut"
is what Rolling Stone's "Hot Issue" termed "medium funny".
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Visually, "The American Astronaut" resembles a tenth-generation
PAL-to-NTSC bootleg transfer of a faded workprint of an early Michael
Almereyda monochromatic Pixelvision short. The FX shots are cleverly
accomplished by moving storyboards, the few sets are sparse and as economical
as Robot Monster's bubble machine, but adequately convincing as a frontier
saloon and Buck Rogers-styled spaceship cockpit. I'd forgive the film's
drab and often downright unsightly images if they seemed to be a parody
of anything specific. What, exactly, is being spoofed here? Old Tom
Mix two-reelers? "Just Imagine"s dated futurism? 1920s German
Expressionism? The cast isn't bad, really, the actors just aren't given
anything particularly amusing to do or say. And to say that act three's
ending is too abrupt is to assume that the screenplay (incredibly, developed
at the Sundance Institute!) had any sort of structure to begin with.
A Programmer stated in the intro that writer/director Cory McAbee
(who also fronts the band responsible for the song score) regarded his
film as living record, and hoped that people would revisit it as they
would a favorite album. But if the songs aren't any good, why would
they bother? I'll give the film a bare pass for effort and enthusiasm,
but next time, I hope McAbee and company bring in a ghost writer. Or
sell "The American Astronaut" to the stage, where, in 20 years
time, someone might give the promising concept the execution it deserves.
- Robert
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