Part One: Take along a canine companion
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Topeka. This bizarre Our Town meets
Body Snatchers hamlet
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Phoenix, Arizona 2024 AD: nomadic hunter-gatherers roam the radioactive
wastelands ravaged by World War Four. Libidinous Vic has managed to
survive his eighteen years as a "Solo" thanks largely to the aide of
his far more intelligent - not to mention telepathic - companion Blood,
a "Rover" who searches out supplies, women, and enemies and provides
the requisite witty repartee. A post-nuke buddy pic? Well, of sorts--you
see, while most viewers will recognize Nash Bridges star Don
Johnson as the very young Solo, fewer will realize that Blood is
portrayed by the same veteran who managed to avoid being stereotyped
as "Tiger" on The Brady Bunch. That's right: "Rovers" are intelligent,
telepathic dogs, bred for warfare. If you're thinking of tuning out--don't,
because this film has a lot to offer beyond an outrageous premise.
A Boy and His Dog
1975's A Boy And His Dog defies categorization, much like the
outspo
ken author who penned its Nebula-winning source novella. Harlan
Ellison has resisted the label "science fiction writer" for his
entire 900+ short story career ("call me a 'science fiction' writer,
and I'll come to your house and nail your pet's head to the table",
he's warned), and yet his collections are stacked alongside Sliders
novels in most bookstores. With its multiple world wars, mutants, and
robot assassins, A Boy And His Dog is superficially science fiction,
but only in the service of aspiring to a level of satire a la A Clockwork
Orange or Slaughterhouse Five.
When Blood sniffs out a disguised Quilla June (Susanne Benton)
at a desert camp, Vic is surprised that he won't have to force her to
be his evening's bedmate. Fleeing scavengers and the dangerous "Screamers"
(nocturnal mutants who roam the deserts), Quilla June convinces Vic
to join her in her subterranean home "Topeka", leaving Blood behind.
Quilla June's father and leader of "The Committee" Lou Craddock (Jason
Robards) sent her above ground to lure Vic into impregnating Topeka's
women and offers the boy all of the perks of this bizarre Our Town
meets Body Snatchers hamlet. But Vic finds out that his stud
service will be extremely brief if he doesn't play by the rules, and
after escaping The Committee's robotic enforcer, he finds loyal Blood
on the brink of death, awaiting his return. Luckily, Quilla June has
tagged along, and will provide a restorative service that reinforces
Vic's worldview that the only "true love" is the one between a boy and
his dog...
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Blood and Vic
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Produced in the days when "indie" meant "exploitation", A Boy And His
Dog was a guerilla project for several Hollywood veterans who craved
to do something different outside of "The System". Ellison had turned
down big studio offers from Warners and Universal and instead handed
over screen rights to L.Q. Jones, who had best been known as
a stuntman (and still appears to this day in such fare as The Edge
and Walker, Texas Ranger) to write and direct. The late Alvy
Moore, of television's Green Acres, produced the film and
appeared as Robard's accomplice "Dr. Moore". Tim McIntyre provided
the voice of Blood and composed the music.
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Ellison wasn't happy with the Topeka sequences (and blamed his own
story for their shortcomings) and was even less pleased with the film's
final spoken line (a morbid pun penned by Jones). He offered to re-loop
the dialogue out of his own pocket, but audiences loved the line. Despite
Ellison's protests, the film impressed his peers enough for them to
award it the 1976 Hugo Award for Best Dramatic Presentation.
Fourth-time director Jones displays such a gifted eye for widescreen
compositions and maximizing limited resources, and propels the story
forward so breezily with witty voice-overs and bouncy acoustic score
that it's amazing that he's never directed another film. The assured
depiction of difficult character "Blood" is a true revelation: as voiced
by McIntyre, reading dialogue more or less verbatim from Ellison's prose,
the shaggy Rover ranks as one of the most believable and three-dimensional
non-human screen characters--ever. I never cried when Old Yeller got
shot, but I still get moist-eyed when Blood and Vic part ways at the
entrance to Topeka.
A Boy And His Dog regularly shows up on most lists of the Top 10 Science
Fiction Films Of All Time, and I certainly rank it alongside another
independent S.F. marvels like Dark Star and THX 1138.
So, do give the dog a chance; after all, Tiger won the 1975 "Patsy Award"
for his performance <g>
The Region 1 edition from Slingshot DVD contains audio commentary from
L.Q. Jones and two trailers (the promised "liner notes" are nowhere
in evidence in my version). But worse than the shoddy packaging (Ellison's
name is misspelled "Harlen"), is the print itself: emulsion scratches,
dirt, and missing frames annoy throughout. Still, the cheap price, and
the fact that this is the only version fans have to choose from, makes
this disc a Must Have on any cult film enthusiast's shelf.
-RobertL
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